Quotes from Ian Doyle’s Party last Sunday

“Hey Andrew do me a favor, go down to the corner store, buy a thing of anti-freeze and drink it all.” - Sam Curtsinger (losing at Smash Bros)

“Solid!” - Conner Regan (every five seconds)

“Man, Thor’s balls are so big he could white wash a fence like Tom Sawyer.” - Sam

“Whats with all the slants in this neiborhood.” - Brian

This last one isn’t really a quote. At 4 on the morning Sam Curtsinger burst into the room skreeching like a dinosaur.